It was an active (strange??) Saturday morning on 7th April, 2007. I woke up from bed as if I was waiting for the day. In spite of sleeping late on night before, I was quick to raise my head on 7:30 in the morning and instantly the day before promise came to my mind.” Mohan is supposed to call by this time; he must have forgotten”. By that time I was crouching down with my cell searching for Mohan’s name in last dialed entries. “Hey man Mohan, where are you?” Then, suddenly a screeching noise crossed my head.”ohh….Shuckss…Mohan is in bus”. Then, thought of doing my daily morning chores without any dilly-dallying. “Don Theme playing somewhere…ohh…it’s my phone ringing…Mohan is calling”. Mohan intimated that he is at Majestic and will reach at desired pick up place within 45 minutes. (I was supposed to pick up Mohan from Dairy circle and then proceed to BNP while meeting other mates in the way…That was the plan).” Thank God, Mohan called and I still have more than half an hour…Enough time to get ready for a bachelor. I proceeded at comfort pace and left my place at right time to pick Mohan and leave for BNP for the voluntarily planned jaunt by Roche people.
Now, we should meet our fellows
First call to Nitin: Guy is sleeping and saying I will be ready to go within half an hour.
Second call to Parul: Girl is saying”Tum log itni jaldi pahunch gaye”. I guess we were on the agreed time. Anyway I got to know by that time that we have done a mistake by complying with agreed time and need to think something to pass time.
Then some calls exchanged and it was confirmed that we have not followed Indian traditional rituals by coming on time.
Fabmall, my old rented house etc passed our time well and we did not feel like bored. Mood was pretty bright and we left for the BNP.
It was nice to drive bike on empty roads and weather seemed pleasant for the picnic.
It was half an hour drive and we reached BNP, stood in front of main entrance for at least one hour while waiting for big guns ( Menka rocked) to arrive.
Long wait, Auto wala menace, rising crowd, new persons in our group and new faces around made our morning and at last we took tickets for ‘Grand Safari’.
Plan executed well and we entered the main entrance. Our food got transferred to paper bags from plastic/polythene bags as an effort to preserve wild life effectively. I liked the step taken.
No long queues, not many people, guys in full zeal and we entered ‘Grand Safari’. Like good guys, everyone had taken the back seat available and group was sitting together to see ‘Shers’ (lion).
Firstly, safari entered the ‘Deer zone’ and guys were already into belly laugh.
“joke pe joke, comment pe comment” it was like everyone is in full form. Although there were some new guys in group, but everyone was so mixed up like they have known each other from many years. This first round gave me the ‘college trip’ feeling and I was looking forward to great memorable trip.
Our ‘Grand safari’ then entered bear zone though a perfect gate locking system. Those dirty fellows (bears) were an excitement to see. Bears seem pretty frustrated with heat around and ear-tearing clamour happening in our bus. It was not only the bears who were frustrated with spoiled noise-making north Indian guys; it was also our beloved dude yanky uncle who was abusing us within from last 25 minutes. We left ‘bear safari’ to enter ‘Sher Safari’ and then the ‘BEST’ part of trip happened.
Guys were screaming like anything. Everyone was in full joyous mood. Full party mood. Some joke, we laughed so loud and then then then, lava flowing inside uncle at 2000 ‘C reached its threshold level, lava start flowing from Uncle s stomach to lungs to throat to uncle s mouth and then volcano erupted and we heard a real roar from Uncle s heart “HE HE HE….KABSE TUMHARA HE HE SUN RAHA HOON..KAAN PAKK GAYE HAIN”. (Guess that was nature s conspiracy to show us real Shers ‘HUMAN BEINGS’). Uncle screamed with full his effort and we were able to hear that this volcano has really gone through lot of heat. Everyone stopped laughing. Silence prevailed. Sensing that, two chickes with Uncle grab the opportunity and tried to show ‘naari-power’. I interrupted then and situation came to truce. Safari driver did not want to lose the chance to prove his presence and started shouting in kannada and warned us to leave midway with lions if we don’t maintain decorum. ‘Thank God’ many of us did not understand his language and were able to continue with same enthusiasm.
Huh!!...After ‘Real Sher’ it was the turn of jungle kings to entertain us. We went bit deep inside and we were able to see calm, healthy lions. I have been to many Zoos, but never saw such healthy lions. One lion was sitting very close to the pathway and we got to see a real close up. That lion really reminds me of the huge lions pictured in “Kaal’. I still used to see that close up pic of his. On the way, we got many sights of other calm, healthy lions and lionesses doing ‘kitty party’. It was a treat to watch those horrified kings. But somehow it gave me a bitter feeling while seeing those jungle kings so unhappy in artificial forest. Today, they may not be jungle kings but they will always remain ‘Jungle king’ from heart.
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